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Yeah, she’s dumb, yeah, she’s insensitive, yeah, she represents everything that’s wrong with the country, and yeah… she has a point. Minorities say stuff like this ALL THE TIME about other minorities. If I had a dime for every time my mom or grandma talked crap about the smell of African food filling up the apartment building hallway, or every time I heard an Asian person complain about the loud mariachi music some Latinos play from their trucks while they’re washing them, I’d be BEYOND RICH. Hell, even I complain about annoying, superficial white girls and their lack of manners on a regular basis! We all have differences. It’s okay to vent about them, especially if you have experienced discrimination yourself. By knowing what it’s like to be “vented on” firsthand, you can judge how far to take things; what’s cool, and what’s waayy out of line. You have a built in Offense-o-meter™. Alexandra Wallace should know better though, because she’s just a spoiled brat who has no Offense-o-meter™. She should know by now to keep her lips sealed; like she said, she’s an American, after all. White Americans know this!

If you’re one of my friends reading this blog, I hereby grant you a Temporary Minority License (TML). You can rant about any of the following without fear of misunderstandings or retribution:

- Men (sportaholics, sluts, egotistical, dumb, farty, etc.)
- Women (shopaholics, gold diggers, prudes, nags, bleedy, etc.)
- Ghetto people (loud, fat, poor grammar, poor financial planning, fake nails, rap, etc.)
- White trash (loud, fat, poor grammar, poor financial planning, missing teeth, racist, etc.)
- Young people (always on those damn cell phones, always on my damn lawn, being whippersnappers, etc.)
- Old people (smelling like oldness, bossing people around, keeping floss in their purses, liking butterscotch-flavored things, etc.)
- WASPs (trophy wives, cheating husbands, plastic surgery addicts, afraid of minorities, etc.)
- Asians (short, always talking in ethnic language making everyone paranoid that they’re gossiping about them, skinny even though they eat carbs all the time, etc.)
- Mexicans (short, always talking in ethnic language making everyone paranoid that they’re gossiping about them, might be here illegally, etc.)
- Blacks (big butts, always hitting on women, starting annoying trend topics on twitter, etc.)
- Alaskans (sarah palin)
- Native Americans (if you can think of anything)

Your TML expires 24 hours after issuance. Use wisely.